- walks with the stroller: 1
- deer spotted in my front yard: 2
- visits to Atlantic City: 2
- times I lost power while typing this post: 2
- weeks left of the spring semester: 2.5
- pieces of Rusty Wallace memorabilia found at the Goodwill: 3
- average hours of sleep at a time: 3.5
- classes I'm taking over the summer: 4
- current GPA (21 credits): 4.0
- days in the hospital: 4.5
- trips to the OB: 5
- books purchased: 7
- songs downloaded from iTunes: 9
- onion seedlings killed by cats: 13
- loads of laundry washed: 250
- smooches from Theseus: 1,000,000,000
- diapers changed: [immeasurable]
*I'm too tired to think of something clever. I made these numbers up.