There is always a possibility that I will die alone in my house (from starvation or overexertion due to something strenuous like vacuuming) and be eaten by cats, but I assure you, this has not happened to me (yet).

One of the following things did happen to me, though. I'll let you decide which one it was:

(a) I fell asleep and woke up and it was a week later
(b) aliens took me on a vacation in their spaceship
(c) I was kidnapped by pirates
(d) I was doing something super-important that took up all of my time
(e) I was too lazy to post anything

But now I'm done being asleep/in space/kidnapped/important/too lazy, so I will try to start posting regularly again. I might even post some holiday photos.

Maybe.

In case you were wondering.

My OB's office called me yesterday.
    

- Tacos
- Raspberries
- Ice cream (chocolate or pistacio. Or both)
- Cream of broccoli soup
- Sweet potato fries
- Pepper jack cheese
- Rhubarb
- Green bean casserole
- Sugary, nutritionless fruit punch
- Pasta salad
- Nachos
- Water chestnuts
- Something with black beans in it
- Dried apricots

Someone, please get on this. Thanks.

I didn't have school or any pressing errands today, so I got to sleep in as long as I wanted! (happy face)

But I woke up at 7:30. (sad face)
    

Answer: yes

Also - more leggings, scarves and fun hats

:)

UPDATE: bought a new pair of shoes for Florida, plus a fun hat and matching gloves and scarf. Brought home tomato soup from Panera for dinner. Life is good.

"Oh wow, congrats on the baby! How many weeks along are you? ... But your husband is deployed, right? (frown) When did he leave?"

I can see you trying to do the math in your head, assholes.

Guess it's time for bed. :/

I was trying to think of something to write about tonight, and then my cats went and gave me an idea: THE SNAKE THEY JUST FOUND IN THE BASEMENT.

How. Did a snake. Get into. The basement.