There is always a possibility that I will die alone in my house (from starvation or overexertion due to something strenuous like vacuuming) and be eaten by cats, but I assure you, this has not happened to me (yet).
One of the following things did happen to me, though. I'll let you decide which one it was:
(a) I fell asleep and woke up and it was a week later
(b) aliens took me on a vacation in their spaceship
(c) I was kidnapped by pirates
(d) I was doing something super-important that took up all of my time
(e) I was too lazy to post anything
But now I'm done being asleep/in space/kidnapped/important/too lazy, so I will try to start posting regularly again. I might even post some holiday photos.
Maybe.
One of the following things did happen to me, though. I'll let you decide which one it was:
(a) I fell asleep and woke up and it was a week later
(b) aliens took me on a vacation in their spaceship
(c) I was kidnapped by pirates
(d) I was doing something super-important that took up all of my time
(e) I was too lazy to post anything
But now I'm done being asleep/in space/kidnapped/important/too lazy, so I will try to start posting regularly again. I might even post some holiday photos.
Maybe.
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